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[unluckymelody]

AAH! What... what is this?! This has to be some kind of crazy dream! Oh, why oh why did I eat it... I promised myself I'd never eat anything Hamel cooked ever again once I saw what he uses for ingredients!! Is this what giant earthworm does to you!?

No, no... I have to stay calm! It'll all be okay if I just relax and keep my head about me! Now then... what would my friends do in this situation?

....... okay, besides Hamel, what would my friends do in this situation?

Aaah... This place is horrible. It looks like the worst of the towns the mazoku have been through... but even those have survivors. I haven't seen anybody alive yet, just a bunch of empty buildings and an empty restaurant with some... weird glowing square things in it. But I think this could be for sending messages. So here it goes... please, please say I'm not alone...

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[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Hey there, it's gonna be okay. My names Harry Dresden, what's yours?

Looks like the others did a good job of filling you in on what's been happening, but if you need any help finding a place to stay or anything, let me know.

Though from the giant earthworm comment, it sounds like you might fit in here better than most. I've met some pretty weird critters myself, although I've never tried to cook any of them...

[unluckymelody.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's very nice to meet you, Mr. Dresden. My name's Flute.

... and for the last time, I didn't try to cook or eat those disgusting things! It was that jerk Hamel trying to sneak them in again! He has some, uh, serious personality problems, let's say.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

It's okay, down girl. I wasn't accusing you of cooking it. Sore subject?

Anyway, nice to meet you Flute. Uh, your friend try to cook things like that often?

[unluckymelody.livejournal.com]

Aaaah... Hamel's really hard to explain. If he's not trying to cook our friend Oboe he finds these terrible ingredients for things, or he just acts like a general jackass. I really don't know what his problem is sometimes.

Are all men that weird?

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

No. I think I can reasonably state that most men do not try to cook their friends. I know these things. I'm a wizard.

They aren't all even jackasses, even if there are a lot of those. I'm sure you'll find a nice guy eventually.

[unluckymelody.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't mean to make it sound so bad. Hamel's a really nice guy. Er... when he wants to be. He's just a little strange, is all.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll take your word for that. Although I suppose I'm the last person who should be calling anyone strange.